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1. How many times a day does the average woman fart?
3
14
29
46

2. How many times a day does the average man fart?
3
14
29
46

3. What is the standard flame color of an ignited fart?
Blue-Orange
Blue
Blue-Red
Blue-Green

4. Who was the first person to suggest the scientific study of fart odor?
Madonna
Thomas Edison
Ben Franklin
Mark Twain

5. Which one of the following DO NOT fart?
Richard Simmons
Cats
Seagulls
Elephants

6. Why do morticians massage the corpse's lower abdomen to release any trapped, newly generated gas?
Morticians are demented people
Morticians love to smell dead farts.
So the deceased won't fart and the viewing.
So they can capture the gas for an autopsy.

7. Which of the following IS possible?
To burp out a fart
To fart out a burp
To boil water with a lit dog fart
To light a burp

8. Which of the following makes up the bulk of a fart.
Hydrogen
Oxygen
Corn Juice
Methane

9. Which of the following would a woman be most likely to do after she ripped a silent stealth fart.
Cry
Brag
Blame it on the dog
Enjoy the smell

10. This fart site is which of the following.
The dumbest site I've ever been too
Created by a 14 year old boy
One of the best damn fart sites around
The product of a goverment experiment gone wrong

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