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Joke Name:  Rest Home
His kids had the old man in a rest home that was the best money could buy. He even had a pair of orderlies who stood by his side 24 hours a day. The kids came to visit him and noticed that the oldster would lean to the left and the orderly on that side would straighten him up. When he leaned to the right, that orderly straightened him up. This went on throughout their visit. In the course of the conversation, his son asked him how he liked the home. 'The home is fine' said Dad, 'but it is these two lummoxes that give me trouble'. 'How so?' asked the son. 'How so? every time I lean over to cut a fart, they won't let me!' dlhirsch@pacbell.net

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