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Joke Name:  Types Of People Who Break Wind
The Vain Person: One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person: One who loves the smell of other peoples farts. The Proud Person: One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine. The Shy Person: One who releases silent farts and then blushes. The Impudent Person: One who farts loudly and then laughs. The Scientific Person: One who farts regularly but is truly concerned about air pollution. The Unfortunate Person: One who tries awfully hard to fart but shits instead. The Nervous Person: One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person: One who admits he farted but offers a medical reason for it. The Dishonest Person: One who farts and then blames the dog. The Foolish Person: One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person: One who always has several farts in reserve. The Antisocial Person: One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person: One who conceals his farts with loud laughter. The Sadistic Person: One who farts in bed and then fluffs the bedcovers over his bed mates head. The Intellectual Person: One who determines from the smell of his neighbor's fart as precisely the latest food item he consumed. The Athletic Person: One who farts at the slightest exertion. The Miserable Person: One who would truly love to, but can't fart at all. The Sensitive Person: One who farts and then bursts into tears.

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